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Looking to shoot with your man?

We generally don’t allow this, because you choose to date fags who guzzle their own cum and break my things and try to fight me. But if you insist…please see our pricing below. Please be aware that you’ll have to sign our special boyfriend contract before proceeding, so that we agree that you’ll cover any damages your cunt boyfriend is responsible for.

i think he’s normal

Level 1

It may be ok.

He might be slightly annoying but your things won’t get broken.

He’s not a gaffer.

$250

my boyfriend is a faggot

Level 2

Is your boyfriend a faggot?

Is he insecure and going to be a whiny fucking cunt the whole time?

Is he going to try and bond with me about shit?

$750

My boyfriend is the worst and i shouldn’t be doing this but im a stupid cunt and am going to do it anyway.

Level 2

My boyfriend is a faggot.

He loves to drink his own cum and tell others about it.

He will break your things.

He will get jealous because he’s insecure and doesn’t want to date a “model” even though I’m really just roleplaying as one and he’s gay as fuck anyway so.

I could see him throwing a jacket at your wall.